on the subject of voyager being absurd I need to talk about how insane of character Harry is like he’s actually not just overacheiver career boy, he’s overacheiver in Life because he felt like his parents loved him too much for what he was so he had to earn their love. he was literally in juliard youth symphony right. music was a very real viable career for him. more than that like yes he was also an absurdly skilled engineer. in a timeline where he never left earth he gets promoted to lieutenant in like 6 months, wins several awards, and designs a revolutionary engine. and still in the Canon Real World he graduated summa cum laude of his Starfleet class. Literally top of his class. he also has an award in piloting proficiency. and also ends up being a senior office on his first day.
but more than any of that, the most absurd thing to me is he was a star athlete. I think about this daily like he was captain of the Velocity team and also a fucking. three times champion in the stupid space racketball game. like that’s so insane to me. just star athlete on the starship. it’s like— okay what’s an athlete gay people are likely to know. okay before Caitlin Clark was in the wnba she was really big in college basketball right. so it’s like if you worked at NASA and one day Caitlin Clark just strolled into the office, and then due to a series of increasingly unfortunate events you ended up on Mars and Caitlin Clark was also there. on Mars. the whole time with you. am i getting this across does anyone else feel how insane this is.
i think for everyone’s general safety we should start using this specific image like a forum signature at the end of every single post we make for the next little while
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